Contact Fat Merman Designs

Got a question, concern, idea, compliment, complaint, or cryptid sighting? You can reach the Fat Merman himself directly. No bots. No support teams in matching polos. Just a real human trying his best.

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📨 The Fastest Way to Reach Me

Email: info@fatmerman.com

I check this inbox regularly because I actually care that your shirt shows up, your mug doesn’t break, and your experience here isn’t a flaming shipwreck.

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💬 What You Can Email Me About

• Order questions or status checks
• Shipping issues
• Product questions
• Design suggestions (I love these)
• Weird ocean facts
• Praise, insults, adoration, or fish puns

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🐚 Response Time

I try to respond within 24–48 hours, except when I’m underwater taking fish photos or fighting with WordPress again. Either way, I’ll get back to you as soon as I come up for air.

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🧜‍♂️ Stay Connected

If you want updates, new products, and exclusive deals, you can join the mailing list right in the footer. It’s low-spam, high-fun, and sometimes features questionable jokes.

Thanks for being here. Seriously. You make this whole underwater circus possible.