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Order Status

Want to check on your order? You’re in the right place. Just drop in your order number and the email you used at checkout, and the system will tell you where your stuff is swimming around.

If you can’t find your confirmation email, check your spam folder or that old inbox you swear you never use but somehow gave during checkout.


Track Your Order

To track your order please enter your Order ID in the box below and press the "Track" button. This was given to you on your receipt and in the confirmation email you should have received.


Need help?

If the tracking page shows something weird, confusing, or straight-up wrong, email me and I’ll look into it:

Email: info@fatmerman.com

I can’t personally chase down your package in the postal system (yet), but I’ll do what I can to help make sense of things.

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