Health Goals: Tacos in Both Hands – Retro Unisex Tee | Fat Merman Designs 🌮✨

$29.99 – $32.99Price range: $29.99 through $32.99

Bold, comfy, and absolutely committed to flavor— this “Health Goals: Tacos in Both Hands” Retro Unisex Tee delivers peak snack-based motivation in a delightfully soft package. The vintage-style graphic lays out your priorities loud and proud, while the breathable jersey fabric keeps things easy no matter how many tacos you’re juggling.

Perfect for taco runs, weekend errands, couch-based self-care, and any moment when joy > discipline. Wear it hungry. Wear it happy. Wear it like the legend you are.

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🌮 A Balanced Diet Tee

This lightweight jersey tee serves up soft, easy comfort with a side of unapologetic taco logic. Smooth, breathable Airlume cotton keeps things chill while the vintage-style graphic leans full retro: two illustrated tacos held triumphantly in each hand beneath bold distressed typography that reads “A BALANCED DIET IS A TACO IN EACH HAND.”

It layers effortlessly under a flannel or hoodie, packs flat for road trips, and holds its shape thanks to sturdy side seams and reinforced shoulders. Equal parts foodie humor and old-school charm, it’s the perfect tee for anyone who believes in balance… and by balance, we mean tacos.

🌮 Product Features

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, lightweight
Retro “A BALANCED DIET IS A TACO IN EACH HAND” distressed graphic
Ribbed collar + reinforced shoulder tape for long-term structure
Side seams for a clean, flattering fit
High-res DTF/DTG print for crisp, vibrant detail
Tear-away neck label for comfort
REACH certified, FLA & WRAP compliant manufacturing

🌮 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam/dry on medium heat
Do not dry clean

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
We create expressive, offbeat artwork with personality, attitude, and a healthy dose of humor. Thanks for supporting small creators who believe great tees should spark joy, laughter, and the occasional craving for tacos.