Order of the Fat Merman – Official Seal Tee | Fat Merman Designs 🧜‍♂️🍺✨

$29.99 – $32.99Price range: $29.99 through $32.99

Show your allegiance to the most legendary, least official nautical brotherhood on the planet. The Official Seal Tee of the Order of the Fat Merman brings bold maritime energy with a wink, a splash, and just enough mythic swagger to make people ask questions you absolutely won’t answer.

Soft, lightweight fabric keeps you comfortable whether you’re beach-bound, brewery-bound, or simply existing with big ocean-creature energy. The vintage-inspired crest blends merfolk lore with tongue-in-cheek authority, making this tee perfect for anyone who appreciates maritime drama, inside jokes, and expressive ocean-forward style.

Wear it proudly. Wear it ironically. Wear it to summon the tide. Your call. Once you join the Order, you’re one of us — trident optional, good vibes mandatory.

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🧜‍♂️ Order of the Fat Merman – Official Seal Tee

This lightweight jersey tee delivers soft, easy comfort with a splash of aquatic nobility and unapologetic charm. Smooth, breathable Airlume cotton keeps things effortless while the graphic dives full retro: the Official Seal of the Fat Merman Order, featuring the crowned, red-bearded legend himself—beer in one hand, golden trident in the other—surrounded by sea creatures, coral, bubbles, and the deep blue of his underwater kingdom.

It layers clean under a flannel or hoodie, holds its shape through countless washes, and brings just the right mix of humor, confidence, and ocean-soaked swagger. Equal parts noble crest and mischievous emblem, it’s the perfect tee for anyone who believes in joy, camaraderie, buoyancy, and the sacred motto at the bottom of the seal: FLOAT WITH HONOR.

🧜‍♂️ Product Features

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, lightweight
Official “Order of the Fat Merman” seal graphic with rich color and illustrated detail
Ribbed collar + reinforced shoulder tape for long-term structure
Side seams for a clean, flattering unisex fit
High-res DTF/DTG print for crisp, vibrant artwork
Tear-away neck label for comfort
REACH certified, FLA & WRAP compliant manufacturing

🧜‍♂️ Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam/dry on medium heat
Do not dry clean

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
We create expressive, offbeat artwork built on humor, confidence, and a whole lot of heart. Thanks for supporting small creators who believe the world gets better every time someone chooses joy… and chooses to float with honor.