Pissamist – Perspective Unisex Tee | Fat Merman Designs 😏💛

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😏 Pissamist Tee

This tee delivers the perfect blend of clever wordplay and unapologetic bathroom humor. Featuring three identical glasses labeled Optimist, Pessimist, and the beautifully unhinged Pissamist, this design proves one thing: perspective really is everything.

Clean graphics, bold contrast, and a layout that makes people laugh before they can stop themselves—this shirt hits that sweet spot between smart and stupid in the best way possible. Lightweight, soft, and built for everyday wear, it’s perfect for anyone whose sense of humor leans a little… yellow.

If you’re the kind of person who looks at life’s glass and sees a joke waiting to happen, this one’s your uniform.

😏 Product Features

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, lightweight
• Bold “Optimist / Pessimist / Pissamist” graphic with vibrant colors
• Flattering unisex fit for all body types
• High-quality DTF/DTG print with crisp, clean detail
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Ethically produced (WRAP & FLA compliant)

😏 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
• Tumble dry low
• Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
• Iron on low/medium if needed
• Do not dry clean

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
We make bold, cheeky, ocean-loving apparel for people who enjoy humor with a little edge—and a lot of personality.

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