
Fat Merman Designs
Clothing That Scales! Weird, snarky T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more from the sometimes wet, sometimes dry mind of the Fat Merman.
$27.99 – $29.99Price range: $27.99 through $29.99
A soft, flattering women’s tee with snark baked right in. The Pissamist design flips optimism on its head, serving up bold yellow typography and a cheeky dose of attitude. Lightweight, comfortable, and perfect for anyone who prefers a little realism—seasoned with sarcasm—in their wardrobe.
🧜♀️ Fit Note: Women’s tees run snug — like mermaid armor.
For a comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
Please check the size chart in the description before ordering.
Smart humor with a mildly chaotic twist—this fitted women’s tee brings the iconic Optimist / Pessimist / Pissamist graphic to a softer, more contoured silhouette. Clean lines, bold contrast, and just enough irreverence to make strangers snort-laugh before they can stop themselves.
Made from lightweight, smooth Airlume cotton, it feels great, drapes well, and holds its shape wash after wash. Perfect for anyone who appreciates clever jokes, bold statements, or a little golden mischief in their wardrobe.
Whether you’re out with friends, grabbing coffee, or simply enjoying your superior sense of humor, this tee keeps the vibe effortless and fun.
🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
We create bold, clever, ocean-loving apparel for people who enjoy humor with personality—and aren’t afraid of a little edge.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 26.26 | 26.73 | 27.36 | 27.99 | 28.62 |
| Sleeve length, in | 5.04 | 5.28 | 5.51 | 5.75 | 5.98 |
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Fit |
Clothing That Scales!
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