🧜♂️ About Fat Merman Designs
Fat Merman Designs was born where saltwater meets sarcasm — a little corner of the ocean where bold graphics, cheeky humor, and unapologetic personality swim together.
We don’t make safe shirts.
We don’t make boring shirts.
We make shirts that scale.
Every design is crafted with a mix of irreverence, color, and ocean-flavored attitude. Whether it’s a mischievous pun, a mermaid silhouette, or a retro fever dream straight out of the 80s, everything here is designed to spark a smile and start a conversation.
🌊 What We Believe
- Clothing should be fun.
- Humor is a superpower.
- Weirdness is worth celebrating.
- Comfort is non-negotiable.
- And absolutely nothing has to be Mom-approved.
Fat Merman Designs exists for people who like their clothes bold, quirky, and a little… unhinged.
🧜♂️ Who’s Behind the Tail?
Frank is the real person behind Fat Merman Designs. Diver. Tech nerd. Underwater photographer. Fat merman. He doesn’t draw the art. He doesn’t pretend to. He thinks up the ideas and turns them into products you can wear. That’s it. That’s the truth. No drama.
Everything here started as something Frank imagined. A joke. A visual. A moment of chaos. If it makes you laugh or smirk or raise an eyebrow, that came from him. He owns that part completely.
Every product is designed in-house and printed on-demand to reduce waste and keep things eco-friendly. No bulk bins. No warehouse sludge. Just fresh-made gear for your weird little soul.
🌺 Dive In. Make Waves. Look Awesome.
Whether you're here for mischief, mermaids, marine life, or just a hoodie that makes strangers chuckle, we’ve got you covered.
Welcome to our underwater circus.
Grab a fin. Join the shoal.