Dead Inside But Still Festive – Unisex Skeleton Santa Tee | Fat Merman Designs 💀🎄☕

$29.99 – $33.99Price range: $29.99 through $33.99

For the festive folks running purely on caffeine and denial—this unisex tee delivers peak “holiday spirit, but make it skeletal.” Featuring a vintage-style skeleton Santa wrapped in lights and clutching a life-saving mug, it’s the perfect uniform for surviving December with minimal enthusiasm and maximum honesty.

From a distance it looks retro and cheerful. Up close? It’s the most accurate holiday portrait ever printed on cotton. Lightweight, soft, and easy to throw on for shopping meltdowns, office parties, or any event where you’d rather be home horizontal.

Dead inside. Still showing up.
Festive enough.

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SKU N/A CategoriesDark Humor, Holiday Drop: Fishmas 2025, T-Shirts Tagsadult humor apparel, christmas shirt, coffee christmas shirt, dark holiday humor, dark humor, dead inside shirt, festive burnout tee, funny christmas tee, holiday drop 2025, holiday mood shirt, holiday shirt, retro christmas tee, sarcastic holiday shirt, skeleton santa shirt, vintage skeleton christmas

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🎄 Dead Inside But Still Festive Unisex Tee

Soft, comfortable, and unapologetically over the holidays—this unisex tee features a vintage-style skeleton Santa wrapped in Christmas lights and clutching a hot drink like he’s barely holding it together. Relatable? Absolutely.

From afar it passes as a cozy retro Christmas shirt. Up close? It’s a brutally honest mood. Lightweight Airlume cotton makes it easy to wear year-round, and the design prints crisp and clean on both dark and light colors, giving you endless ways to style your seasonal burnout.

Perfect for holiday parties, mall chaos, family gatherings, or any moment you want to keep expectations low while still looking great.

🎄 Product Features

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, lightweight
Vintage skeleton Santa artwork with clean detail
Flattering unisex fit for all body types
Soft-touch DTF/DTG print with fine line reproduction
Tear-away label for added comfort
Ethically produced (WRAP & FLA compliant)

🎄 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
Iron on low/medium if needed (avoid the design)
Do not dry clean

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
Clean artwork, dark humor, and designs crafted for people who look festive on the outside while quietly unraveling on the inside.