Jolly As Fuck – Women’s Santa Christmas Tee | Fat Merman Designs 🎅🔥✨

$27.99 – $29.99Price range: $27.99 through $29.99

Bold, flirty, and aggressively festive—this women’s cut tee is for the babes who don’t just bring holiday cheer… they detonate it. With a glowing neon “JOLLY AS FUCK” headline and a mischievous, too-happy Santa, this shirt gives big “I’m here to slay and sip cocoa” energy.

Soft, lightweight Airlume cotton keeps it comfy while the fitted silhouette stays flattering, whether you’re shopping, partying, or pretending to behave at family gatherings. From across the room it looks festive and cute. Up close? It’s unapologetically chaotic Christmas honesty.

Perfect for: holiday bar crawls, office parties you regret agreeing to, chaotic gift shopping, or anytime you want to look adorable while dropping f-bomb levels of cheer.

🧜‍♀️ Fit Note: Women’s tees run snug — like mermaid armor.
For a comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
Please check the size chart in the description before ordering.

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🎅 Jolly As Fuck Women’s Tee

Cute, comfortable, and festive as hell—this fitted women’s tee features a bold neon-style “JOLLY AS FUCK” headline paired with a ridiculously cheerful Santa face. It’s playful, loud, and guaranteed to spark at least three conversations every time you wear it.

From a distance it looks bright, cute, and holiday-ready. Up close? The message comes through loud and clear. Soft Airlume cotton keeps the fit flattering and lightweight, while the artwork prints crisp on both light and dark colors for maximum seasonal impact.

Perfect for holiday parties, gift exchanges, chaotic shopping days, or any moment you want to look adorable while letting the world know you’re feeling extra jolly this year.

🎄 Product Features

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, lightweight
Fitted women’s cut for a flattering silhouette
Bold neon-style “Jolly As Fuck” design with classic Santa artwork
High-quality DTF/DTG print with crisp line work
Tear-away label for added comfort
Ethically produced (WRAP & FLA compliant)

🎄 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
Iron on low/medium if needed (avoid the design)

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
Clean artwork, bold humor, and unapologetic personality—made for festive babes who bring their own brand of chaos to the holidays.