
Fat Merman Designs
Clothing That Scales! Weird, snarky T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more from the sometimes wet, sometimes dry mind of the Fat Merman.
$49.99 – $54.99Price range: $49.99 through $54.99
Cozy chaos for the unholy holidays.
This hoodie brings pure “I’m festive but also screaming” energy with three tiny demon carolers shrieking in front of a blazing inferno. Wrapped in a wrecked holiday wreath, the design mixes retro charm with absolute meltdown vibes—perfect for anyone who approaches December with sarcasm, caffeine, and a spark of chaos.
Soft, warm, and ridiculously comfortable, it’s the ideal cold-weather uniform for holiday parties, chaotic shopping trips, family gatherings, or any moment when you’d rather scream than sing. The bold artwork prints crisp on every hoodie color, making your inner gremlin instantly recognizable in the best way.
Feral. Festive. Fiery as hell.
Warm, cozy, and festive in the most unholy way—this hoodie features three screaming little demons belting Christmas carols in front of a blazing inferno, all wrapped in a wreath that has definitely seen better days. It’s chaotic, hilarious, and the perfect “holiday mood but make it demonic” apparel.
From across the room, it looks vintage and quirky. Up close? It’s a full-blown meltdown set to holiday music. The design prints bold and crisp on both light and dark hoodie colors, and the soft cotton-poly blend makes it ideal for cold nights, chaotic shopping trips, and any family gathering where you’d rather scream than sing.
Comfortable, ridiculous, and guaranteed to get you compliments from the right kind of people.
🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
Clean artwork, wicked humor, and unapologetic personality—made for holiday gremlins who prefer their cheer loud, chaotic, and a little bit sinful.
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