
Fat Merman Designs
Clothing That Scales! Weird, snarky T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more from the sometimes wet, sometimes dry mind of the Fat Merman.
$19.99
For everyone who greets December with a deep sigh and a caffeine dependency—this is the ultimate anti-holiday mug.
Featuring a grinning skull in a Santa hat under the glowing words “I HATE CHRISTMAS,” this 15oz mug delivers unapologetic seasonal honesty with a deliciously morbid twist. Perfect for coffee, cocoa, tea, or the little something extra you slip in to survive endless carols and forced cheer.
With bold double-sided printing and plenty of room for maximum “leave me alone” capacity, this mug tells your truth long before you need to say a word.
For the people who approach December with a deep sigh and a backup plan—this mug is your new emotional support vessel. Featuring a grinning skull in a Santa hat framed by holly, all under the glowing declaration I HATE CHRISTMAS, this design is pure festive honesty with a beautifully morbid twist.
From far away it looks like a bold vintage holiday graphic. Up close? It’s the most relatable anti-cheer statement you’ll see all season. Perfect for coffee, cocoa, tea, or the beverage you quietly spike to survive another round of Christmas music.
The generous 15oz size gives you all the room you need for caffeine, comfort, and coping. And with crisp double-sided printing, your seasonal vibe hits everyone around you—no small talk required.
Honest. Hilarious.
Instantly cathartic.
Clean artwork, wicked humor, and unapologetic personality—made for holiday survivors who celebrate December with sarcasm, caffeine, and zero patience.
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