
Fat Merman Designs
Clothing That Scales! Weird, snarky T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more from the sometimes wet, sometimes dry mind of the Fat Merman.
$27.99 – $29.99Price range: $27.99 through $29.99
For the babes who love winter vibes but not the holiday nonsense—this tee delivers unapologetic anti-Christmas energy in the cutest possible package.
With its bold skull-Santa artwork and glowing “I HATE CHRISTMAS” headline, this fitted tee is equal parts stylish, sarcastic, and wildly relatable. Soft, breathable cotton keeps you comfy through work shifts, family chaos, gift-shopping meltdowns, and every moment you’re counting the days until January.
Wear it when you want to look cute, feel cozy, and send a very clear message: festive vibes sold separately.
🧜♀️ Fit Note: Women’s tees run snug — like mermaid armor.
For a comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
Please check the size chart in the description before ordering.
Cute, comfortable, and completely over the holidays—this fitted women’s tee features a grinning skull in a Santa hat surrounded by holly, all under the glowing declaration I HATE CHRISTMAS. It’s bold, sarcastic, and the perfect piece for anyone who loves winter aesthetics but not… everything else.
From a distance it looks like a bright, vintage-style Christmas graphic. Up close? It’s pure holiday honesty with a darkly hilarious twist. Soft Airlume cotton keeps the tee lightweight and flattering, and the design prints crisp on both light and dark colors, ensuring your anti-cheer message comes through loud and clear.
Perfect for holiday parties, work events, retail shifts, chaotic family gatherings, or any moment you want to look adorable while letting the world know you’re counting the minutes until January.
🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
Clean artwork, wicked humor, and unapologetic personality—made for festive babes who approach December with style, sarcasm, and zero sugarcoating.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 26.26 | 26.73 | 27.36 | 27.99 | 28.62 |
| Sleeve length, in | 5.04 | 5.28 | 5.51 | 5.75 | 5.98 |
| Weight | N/A |
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| Fit |
Clothing That Scales!
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