I Hate Christmas – Unisex Skull Santa Anti-Holiday Tee | Fat Merman Designs 💀🎄☕

$29.99 – $33.99Price range: $29.99 through $33.99

For anyone who greets December with caffeine, sarcasm, and zero patience—this tee is the ultimate anti-holiday mood.

Featuring a grinning skull in a Santa hat under the glowing words “I HATE CHRISTMAS,” this unisex tee delivers bold, unapologetic honesty wrapped in soft, breathable cotton. Comfortable enough for everyday wear and loud enough to make your seasonal feelings unmistakable, it’s perfect for retail workers, introverts, holiday burnouts, and anyone who’s already counting down to January 1st.

Wear it to parties, work, family gatherings, or anywhere else you want to look great while keeping expectations delightfully low.

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💀 I Hate Christmas Unisex Tee

Soft, breathable, and fully done with the season—this unisex tee features a grinning skull in a Santa hat framed by holly, all under the glowing declaration I HATE CHRISTMAS. It’s direct, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect wearable mood for anyone who approaches the holidays with caffeine in hand and patience rapidly dwindling.

From afar it looks like a retro Christmas graphic. Up close? It’s pure holiday honesty with a beautifully morbid twist. Lightweight Airlume cotton keeps it comfortable year-round, and the artwork prints bold and crisp on both light and dark colors so your attitude stays crystal clear.

Perfect for holiday parties, retail shifts, chaotic family gatherings, office events, gift shopping meltdowns, or any moment you want to make your feelings about December unmistakably obvious.

🎄 Product Features

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, lightweight
Bold “I Hate Christmas” skull-Santa artwork
Flattering unisex fit for all body types
Soft-touch DTF/DTG print with sharp detail
Tear-away label for added comfort
Ethically produced (WRAP & FLA compliant)

🎄 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
Iron on low/medium if needed (avoid the design)
Do not dry clean

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
Clean artwork, wicked humor, and unapologetic personality—crafted for festive rebels who navigate December with sarcasm, caffeine, and minimal tolerance for cheer.

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Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50