Emotionally Unavailable – Unisex Heartfire Chaos Tee | Fat Merman Designs ❤️‍🔥

$29.99 – $33.99Price range: $29.99 through $33.99

Bold, spicy, and emotionally unavailable in the cutest possible way. This unisex tee features the flaming chaos heart design that announces your intentions (or lack thereof) the second you walk in the room. Soft, comfortable, and built for maximum mischief energy, it’s perfect for the heartbreakers, boundary-setters, and anyone proudly thriving in their “not taking applications” era. Wear it loud, wear it honest, and let the shirt do the emotional labor so you don’t have to.

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SKU N/A CategoriesSnarky Humor, T-Shirts Tagsbold design, chaos heart, conversation starter, emotional boundaries, emotionally unavailable, emotionally unavailable shirt, flaming heart design, heartfire graphic, humor clothing, love humor, mischief vibes, novelty shirt, relationship humor, snarky apparel, unisex graphic tee

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❤️‍🔥 Emotionally Unavailable Unisex Tee

Oh honey… this shirt doesn’t just walk into the room—it warns people. Bold lettering, a flaming broken heart, and a message that is brutally honest, wildly accurate, and frankly a public service announcement. If you’re a walking red flag with Olympic-level bedroom skills, congratulations: this is your uniform now.

This tee sits on your body like, “I’m complicated, I’m gorgeous, and you’re still going to risk it.” Lightweight Airlume cotton keeps it soft and breathable whether you’re flirting irresponsibly, disappointing someone’s mother, or pretending you’re “just focusing on yourself right now.”

Wear it whenever you want to radiate delicious chaos—or when you need a shirt that manages expectations *before* you break someone’s heart in the most memorable way possible. 💋🔥

❤️‍🔥 Product Features

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, lightweight
Striking “Emotionally Unavailable But Amazing In Bed” flaming heart artwork
Flattering unisex fit that looks good on literally everyone
Soft-touch DTF/DTG print with crisp, vibrant detail
Tear-away label because scratchy tags are a crime
Ethically produced (WRAP & FLA compliant)

❤️‍🔥 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
Tumble dry low or hang dry—protect the chaos
Use non-chlorine bleach if needed
Iron on low/medium (avoid the design unless you like living dangerously)
Do not dry clean (it’s a confession, not formalwear)

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
Fat Merman Designs is where sweet, salty, and unhinged all go skinny-dipping together. We make wearable mischief for bold souls, heart-breakers, late-night overthinkers, and anyone who loves a shirt with impeccable vibes. Clean art. Spicy truth. Zero apologies.
If you wanted subtle… baby, you wandered into the wrong tide pool.