Emotionally Unavailable – 15oz Chaos Heart Mug | Fat Merman Designs ❤️‍🔥

$19.99

This 15oz mug is the perfect vessel for holding everything except your emotions. Bold, cheeky, and delightfully dramatic, it features the fiery chaos heart design that announces your availability status long before anyone gets ideas. Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or something stronger as a coping mechanism, this mug delivers honesty with every pour. It’s roomy, reliable, and just spicy enough to make your boundaries look stylish. Raise it proudly—self-care starts with letting people know the door is not open.

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SKU N/A CategoriesMugs, Snarky Humor Tags15oz mug, bold graphic art, ceramic mug, chaos heart, emotional boundaries, emotionally unavailable, emotionally unavailable mug, heart on fire design, kitchen humor, large mug, love humor, mischief vibes, novelty drinkware, relationship humor

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❤️‍🔥 Emotionally Unavailable – 15oz Mug

For the people who start their morning with caffeine and emotional boundaries—this mug is your new daily truth-teller. Featuring the fiery “Emotionally Unavailable But Amazing In Bed” heart graphic, this cup delivers the exact vibe of “I’m complicated, I’m gorgeous, and you should proceed at your own risk.”

From a distance, it looks like a bold, stylish design. Up close? It’s pure romantic chaos with a wink. Perfect for coffee, tea, cocoa, hydration out of spite, or whatever keeps you functioning through dates, deadlines, and people who want to talk about feelings before 10 a.m.

The generous 15oz size ensures you stay fueled through workdays, long nights, questionable decisions, or any moment when you need your mug—and your message—to speak louder than you feel like doing. Crisp double-sided printing lets the world know exactly what they’re getting into from every angle.

Subtle? Never.
Honest? Always.

❤️‍🔥 Product Features

Large 15oz ceramic mug for maximum emotional-coping capacity
Bold “Emotionally Unavailable” flaming-heart artwork
Glossy finish with crisp, vibrant print
Double-sided design for full dramatic impact
Dishwasher & microwave safe
Comfortable, easy-grip handle

❤️‍🔥 Care Instructions

Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Avoid abrasive scrubbers to maintain print quality

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs

Clean artwork, spicy humor, and unapologetic personality—made for heartbreakers, charmers, and anyone who prefers their honesty served hot. Thank you for supporting independent creators who believe that life (and love) gets better when we tell the truth with style.