Emotionally Unavailable – Tote Bag (Large) | Fat Merman Designs ❤️‍🔥👜

Description

Bold, cheeky, and ready to wreak a little romantic havoc—this oversized 18″x18″ tote delivers fiery personality with its “Emotionally Unavailable But Amazing In Bed” design. Clean lines, a blazing broken heart, and unapologetic typography make this bag the perfect accessory for heartbreakers, beautiful disasters, and anyone who prefers their honesty loud, stylish, and extremely well-printed. The medium-weight polyester keeps its shape while resisting spills, scuffs, and emotionally questionable decisions. Boxed corners add depth for groceries, gym gear, books, laptops, or whatever chaotic life choices you need to haul around.

Stitched handles and reinforced seams mean this tote is tough enough for daily commutes, weekend markets, beach days, self-care shopping sprees, or dramatic exits from relationships that were never official. It reads like a sleek graphic to strangers—and a big, spicy wink to anyone who knows exactly what this kind of heart means. Durable, practical, and impossible to ignore.

Product features

• Durable 100% polyester body that keeps its shape and dries quickly
• Large 18″x18″ size with boxed corners for roomy interior space
• Reinforced double-stitched handles built for daily carry
• Non-woven laminate interior with a single large compartment
• Choose from multiple handle colors; clean, consistent seam finish
• Bright, bold print featuring the fiery “Emotionally Unavailable” heart design

Care instructions

• Remove all items before cleaning
• Pretreat visible stains with stain remover
• Mix warm water with mild detergent; clean using a terry cloth or soft brush
• Let the bag air dry

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