
Fat Merman Designs
Clothing That Scales! Weird, snarky T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more from the sometimes wet, sometimes dry mind of the Fat Merman.
$29.99 – $33.99Price range: $29.99 through $33.99
This tee broadcasts the truth your brain wishes it could forget. Soft, easy, and built for everyday wear, it brings the iconic bleach bottle and wide-eyed stare to a unisex cut that suits every body and every flavor of chaos. It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who has witnessed something so cursed, confusing, or unforgettable that it permanently rewired their ability to trust the internet—or people. Comfortable enough for lounging, bold enough for public mischief, and honest enough to spark knowing nods from fellow survivors of the Seen Too Much Club. Throw it on and let the shirt do the talking.
👁🔥 What Has Been Seen Unisex Tee
This shirt doesn’t just make an entrance—it kicks down the door of your psyche, drags out every cursed mental image you’ve ever collected, and says, “Yeah… we’re living with this now.” Featuring a retro bleach bottle, a wildly detailed eyeball, and the iconic phrase WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN, this tee is for anyone who has witnessed something so unholy that even therapy said, “Girl, good luck.”
This tee sits on your body like a warning label wrapped in vibes: soft, breathable Airlume cotton delivering comfort while the artwork delivers psychological damage. It’s perfect for horror lovers, meme gremlins, group chat chaos agents, or anyone who’s ever opened the internet at the wrong time and regretted it instantly.
Wear it when you want to radiate unhinged survivor energy—or when you need your shirt to explain why you’re staring off into the distance like you’re remembering something you never should’ve seen. 💀✨
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🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
Fat Merman Designs is where sweet, salty, and unhinged all go skinny-dipping together. We make wearable art for meme lords, chaos aficionados, unlicensed therapists, and anyone whose brain has seen too much. Clean art. Messy thoughts. Zero apologies.
If you came looking for wholesome… baby, you clicked the wrong portal.
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