
Fat Merman Designs
Clothing That Scales! Weird, snarky T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more from the sometimes wet, sometimes dry mind of the Fat Merman.
$24.99
This oversized tote doesn’t whisper—it watches. Big, bold, and deliciously unsettling, it carries your groceries, beach gear, gym clothes, and secrets with the same unblinking confidence. This is the bag you sling over your shoulder when you want the world to know you saw everything… and you’re not putting any of it back. Crafted for daily chaos and weekend mischief, it’s sturdy enough for real life and dramatic enough for your inner troublemaker. Let it stare down errands, outings, and whoever needs a reminder that once something has been seen—it cannot be unseen.
Bold, haunted, and ready to carry the emotional baggage you absolutely refuse to process—this oversized 18″x18″ tote features the unforgettable “What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen” design. A retro bleach bottle. A traumatized eyeball. A statement that hits a little too close to home for anyone who’s ever clicked the wrong link, opened the wrong chat, or witnessed a moment their brain is still trying to bleach away.
The durable polyester body keeps its shape while resisting spills, scuffs, and everyday chaos. Boxed corners give you all the room you need for groceries, notebooks, gym gear, tablets, dice, snacks, coping mechanisms, or whatever else you’re hauling around your personal apocalypse.
With reinforced handles and clean stitching, this tote survives commutes, conventions, errands, questionable decisions, and emotionally taxing social interactions. To strangers, it looks like a cool vintage print. To people who have seen some shit… it’s a support group meeting in bag form.
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Clothing That Scales!
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