This One Time… At Bard Camp – Unisex Tee 🎶😏

$29.99 – $33.99Price range: $29.99 through $33.99

This one time… at Bard Camp.

You don’t explain it. You don’t clarify. You absolutely do not finish the story.

This unisex tee is built around the power of the pause — a perfectly timed sentence that lands, lingers, and lets everyone else connect the dots. It’s music nerd energy, campfire legend vibes, and shared cultural mischief rolled into one clean, confident design.

The joke is clever, not loud. Familiar without being obvious. It works at concerts, festivals, rehearsals, game nights, or anywhere stories tend to drift just a little off-script.

Fair warning: wearing this shirt may result in laughter, follow-up questions, and someone saying, “Okay… but what happened?”
Answer wisely. Or don’t. That’s part of the deal.

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SKU N/A CategoriesGamers, T-Shirts Tagsbard camp, creative humor tee, design camp, festival wear, geek culture tee, inside joke apparel, music nerd humor, parody shirt, roleplaying games, storytelling humor, tabletop culture, unisex graphic tee

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Description

This one time… at Bard Camp.

You do not explain it. You do not clarify. You definitely do not finish the story.

This shirt exists for the people who know exactly what that sentence does to a room. It is a perfectly timed pause. A raised eyebrow. A shared laugh with strangers who suddenly feel like old friends.

Equal parts music nerd, campfire legend, and pure “you had to be there” energy, this tee delivers the joke without ever saying the quiet part out loud. Classic lettering. Black background. Banjo included for reasons that do not need to be discussed.

Wear it to concerts, rehearsals, festivals, jam sessions, or anywhere storytelling tends to drift off the rails.

Product Features

Unisex fit with a soft, comfortable feel
Classic crew neck style
Durable print designed to hold up wash after wash
Easy to wear for everyday or creative settings

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on the print
Do not bleach

Fair warning: this shirt may cause unsolicited laughter, follow-up questions, and people asking, “Okay, but what happened?”

Answer wisely. Or do not. That is part of the fun.

About Fat Merman Designs

Fat Merman Designs makes apparel for people who appreciate clever nonsense, questionable stories, and wearing the joke. Each design is meant to spark a reaction, sometimes a laugh, sometimes a double take, and sometimes a stranger asking for the story.

If you enjoy shirts that do not take themselves too seriously, but are very serious about being comfortable, you are in the right place. Stick around. There is always something new swimming up next.