This One Time… At Bard Camp – Women’s Slim Fit Tee 🎶😏

$27.99 – $29.99Price range: $27.99 through $29.99

This one time… at Bard Camp.

If you caught that reference immediately, congratulations — this shirt was made for you. It’s a playful nod to tabletop nights, bards with too much confidence, and campaigns that go wildly off the rails.

The humor here is clever, musical, and delightfully nerdy. It’s innuendo without being crude, a wink instead of a shout. Perfect for game nights, conventions, casual hangs, or quietly letting your party know exactly what class you’d play.

This women’s slim fit tee pairs a flattering cut with a joke that lands best among fellow adventurers. Comfortable, expressive, and just mischievous enough to earn knowing smiles.

🧜‍♀️ Fit Note: Women’s tees run snug — like mermaid armor.
For a comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
Please check the size chart in the description before ordering.

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SKU N/A CategoriesGamers, T-Shirts Tagsbard camp, convention wear, design camp, dnd bard, dnd jokes, fantasy humor, gamer culture apparel, nerd innuendo, parody apparel, roleplaying games, slim fit nerd shirt, tabletop gaming, tabletop rpg humor, womens geek tee

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Description

This one time… at Bard Camp.

You say it out loud and then you stop. No follow-up. No explanation. No clarification.

That pause does all the work. It lands with the people who get it and quietly confuses everyone else. Both outcomes are excellent.

This shirt is for music nerds, storytellers, and anyone who appreciates a perfectly unfinished sentence. The lettering looks serious. The joke is not. The banjo exists for reasons that are best left unexplored.

The women’s slim fit keeps things comfortable and flattering, whether you are at a concert, rehearsal, festival, jam session, or standing around waiting for someone to ask, “Okay… what happened?” 😏

Product Features

Women’s slim fit with a flattering, comfortable cut
Soft fabric designed for everyday wear
Classic crew neck style
Durable print made to last through regular washing

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on the print
Do not bleach

Fair warning: this shirt may lead to laughter, inside jokes, and people pressing you for details.

You are under no obligation to provide them. That is part of the fun 🙂

About Fat Merman Designs

Fat Merman Designs creates apparel for people who enjoy clever nonsense, half-told stories, and wearing the joke without spelling it out. Each design is made to spark a reaction, whether that is a laugh, a look, or a conversation you did not plan on having.

If you like shirts that feel good, look good, and quietly amuse you all day long, you are in the right place. Check back often. New ideas surface regularly.