This One Time… At Bard Camp – Hoodie 🎶😏

$49.99 – $54.99Price range: $49.99 through $54.99

This one time… at Bard Camp.

If you know, you know. This hoodie is a love letter to tabletop nights, questionable musical decisions, and bards who absolutely should not be trusted with a lute and free time.

The joke lands soft but confident — playful innuendo wrapped in nerd culture and delivered with a knowing grin. It’s not crude. It’s not edgy. It’s just clever enough to make the right people laugh and everyone else slightly confused.

Warm, comfortable, and unapologetically geeky, this hoodie is perfect for game nights, conventions, late-night campaigns, or anytime you want to quietly signal your alignment without explaining yourself.

Fair warning: wearing this may result in inside jokes, raised eyebrows, and someone whispering, “Okay… tell me that story.”

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SKU N/A CategoriesGamers, Hoodies Tagsbard camp, convention wear, design camp, dnd bard, dnd jokes, fantasy humor, gamer humor, geek culture apparel, hoodie design, inside joke apparel, nerd innuendo, parody apparel, roleplaying games, tabletop gaming, tabletop rpg humor

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Description

This one time… at Bard Camp.

You say it and then you stop. No explanation. No follow-up. No context.

The silence does the heavy lifting. Some people laugh immediately. Others stare for a second and realize they are missing something. Both reactions are exactly the point.

This hoodie is for music nerds, storytellers, and anyone who enjoys dropping a perfectly unfinished sentence into polite conversation. The lettering looks serious. The joke is not. The banjo is present because it insisted on being there.

Soft, warm, and easy to wear, this hoodie is ideal for concerts, rehearsals, late-night jam sessions, campfires, or any situation where comfort matters and the joke deserves time to breathe 😏

Product Features

Classic unisex hoodie with a comfortable, relaxed fit
Soft interior designed for warmth and everyday wear
Front pouch pocket for hands, snacks, or dramatic pauses
Durable print made to hold up over time

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on the print
Do not bleach

Fair warning: this hoodie may lead to laughter, follow-up questions, and people asking you to finish the story.

You are not required to comply. That is part of the experience 🙂

About Fat Merman Designs

Fat Merman Designs creates apparel for people who enjoy clever nonsense, half-told stories, and wearing the joke without spelling it out. Each design is meant to spark a reaction, whether that is a laugh, a look, or a conversation you did not plan on having.

If you like gear that feels good, looks good, and quietly entertains you all day long, you are in the right place. Check back often. New ideas surface regularly.