
Fat Merman Designs
Clothing That Scales! Weird, snarky T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more from the sometimes wet, sometimes dry mind of the Fat Merman.
$24.99
Lola carries standards, not excuses.
This tote is for people who know what they want and refuse to haul around anything—or anyone—that doesn’t meet the bar. Lola is clear, confident, and moving through the world with intention.
Roomy, sturdy, and ready for real life, this large tote handles beach days, errands, work gear, and everyday adventures without blinking. It’s practical power with a calm, unapologetic edge.
Part of The Lola Collection, this design celebrates self-respect, boundaries, and the quiet strength of choosing better 😏 Carry it when you want your standards to arrive before you do.
I don’t settle.
Lola knows what belongs in her life and what does not.
This tote is confident, grounded, and unapologetically clear. It is made for people who have raised their standards, trust their instincts, and refuse to carry anything that is not worth their time or energy.
Part of The Lola Collection, this design celebrates self-respect, clarity, and choosing yourself without apology. Lola is smiling, strong, and completely at ease. Not defensive. Not loud. Just certain 😏
Use it for groceries, books, beach days, errands, or hauling around the essentials of a life built on better choices. It is roomy, sturdy, and very clear about the energy you are bringing with you.
Fair warning: carrying this tote may result in confidence, clarity, and people immediately understanding where your boundaries are.
Lola would consider that exactly right 🙂
The Lola Collection is about confidence, joy, and telling the truth with a smile. Lola is Fat Merman’s best friend, his reality check, and the one who keeps things grounded when they start drifting off course.
These designs celebrate self-awareness, humor, and the kind of strength that does not need to shout. If you believe in standards, boundaries, and carrying only what serves you, welcome to Lola’s world.
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Clothing That Scales!
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