Size Matters Unisex Tee | Dive With Frank 🤿

$29.99 – $33.99Price range: $29.99 through $33.99

Size matters.

Especially underwater — where tanks, fins, buoyancy, and confidence all come in different proportions.

This unisex tee delivers classic Dive With Frank humor with a clean, bold design that gets knowing nods from divers and confused looks from everyone else. It’s playful without being crude, clever without shouting, and perfectly at home on the boat, at the dive shop, or grabbing tacos after a long day in the water.

Comfortable, durable, and built for everyday wear, this shirt is for divers who know that context is everything — and that sometimes the joke is better when you don’t explain it.

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SKU N/A CategoriesDive With Frank, Ocean Vibes, T-Shirts Tagsdive joke shirt, dive shop apparel, dive with frank, diver apparel, diver inside joke, diving t shirt, funny dive shirt, ocean lifestyle, ocean vibes, scuba diving, scuba humor, scuba lifestyle, scuba t shirt, scuba tee Brand: Dive With Frank

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Description

Size matters.

Divers know this is not a punchline. It is a planning discussion.

This tee is for anyone who has ever stood on a dive deck comparing tanks, nodding thoughtfully, and pretending this conversation is strictly about gas management. Different dives call for different tools, and experience teaches you when capacity actually matters.

The design says it all. Three tanks. Three sizes. No explanation required. Divers will get it instantly. Everyone else will either laugh, blush, or ask questions they are not emotionally prepared for.

It looks simple at first glance, but the longer you look, the better it gets. Quietly funny. Technically correct. Just educational enough to pass as responsible.

Wear it on dive days, travel days, shop days, or anytime you want to telegraph that you understand planning, margins, and why “I’ll be fine” is not a strategy.

Product Features

Unisex fit with a soft, comfortable feel
Classic crew neck style for everyday wear
Lightweight fabric that wears easily on its own or layered
Bold scuba tank graphic with Dive With Frank branding
Durable print designed to hold up wash after wash

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on the print
Do not bleach

Fair warning: This shirt may lead to gear debates, unsolicited gas planning opinions, and at least one diver insisting an AL80 is “more than enough.”

Context matters too.

About Dive With Frank

Dive With Frank is about curiosity, confidence, and doing the dive right. It is for people who love the ocean, respect the craft, and believe great dive buddies make great dives. From education and exploration to gear, stories, and designs like this one, Dive With Frank is built for divers who show up prepared, stay calm underwater, and surface smiling. Explore more designs and dive deeper at DiveWithFrank.com.