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Fat Merman Designs

Clothing That Scales! Weird, snarky T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more from the sometimes wet, sometimes dry mind of the Fat Merman.

Hoodies

Warm, cozy, and a little chaotic. These hoodies feature Fat Merman designs with big personality, sharp humor, and sea-soaked attitude.

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Some Red Flags Are Totally Fine Hoodie | Dive With Frank 🚩🤿

Some Red Flags Are Totally Fine Hoodie | Dive With Frank 🚩🤿

What the F/Stop Hoodie | Dive With Frank 📷🤿

What the F/Stop Hoodie | Dive With Frank 📷🤿

Nitrox Divers Go Down Longer Hoodie | Dive With Frank 🤿

Nitrox Divers Go Down Longer Hoodie | Dive With Frank 🤿

I Can Breathe Underwater Hoodie | Dive With Frank 🤿🦸

I Can Breathe Underwater Hoodie | Dive With Frank 🤿🦸

You Can’t Handle the Tooth Hoodie | Dive With Frank 🦈🤿

You Can’t Handle the Tooth Hoodie | Dive With Frank 🦈🤿

Size Matters Hoodie | Dive With Frank 🤿

Size Matters Hoodie | Dive With Frank 🤿

Frank Is My Dive Buddy Hoodie | Dive With Frank 🤿

Frank Is My Dive Buddy Hoodie | Dive With Frank 🤿

Lola Lounging – Lola Collection Hoodie 🍹😌🔱

Lola Lounging – Lola Collection Hoodie 🍹😌🔱

I Don’t Settle – Lola Collection Hoodie 🔱💪😏

I Don’t Settle – Lola Collection Hoodie 🔱💪😏

Fearless. Fine. Fabulous. – Lola Collection Hoodie 🔱😏

Fearless. Fine. Fabulous. – Lola Collection Hoodie 🔱😏

Lola Knows the Truth – Hoodie 🔱😏

Lola Knows the Truth – Hoodie 🔱😏

Thief in the Streets, Assassin in the Sheets – Hoodie 🖤🛏️

Thief in the Streets, Assassin in the Sheets – Hoodie 🖤🛏️

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