Dead Inside But Still Festive – Skeleton Santa Christmas Mug 15oz | Fat Merman Designs 💀🎄☕

Name: Dead Inside But Still Festive – Skeleton Santa Christmas Mug 15oz | Fat Merman Designs 💀🎄☕ - Fat Merman Designs
Price: 19.99 USD
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$19.99

Your holiday spirit may be fading, but your mug game is thriving. This 15oz ceramic beauty features a vintage-style skeleton Santa tangled in lights and clutching a hot drink like it’s the only thing keeping him alive. It’s the perfect blend of festive cheer and emotional decay.

Big, glossy, and brutally honest—ideal for coffee, cocoa, or the stronger stuff you “only add on weekends.” Whether you’re surviving holiday shopping, doomscrolling under a blanket, or pretending to enjoy office festivities, this mug keeps the vibe accurate.

Holds a lot. Judges nothing.

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🎄 Dead Inside But Still Festive – 15oz Mug

When your holiday cheer is running on fumes but you still want to look like you’re participating, this mug is your emotional support beverage container. Featuring a grinning skeleton in a Santa suit, tangled in Christmas lights and clutching a steaming drink like it’s the only thing keeping him on this side of the veil — it’s the perfect blend of festive and spiritually exhausted.

From a distance it looks cute, retro, and cozy.
Up close?
It’s a whole seasonal cry for help… wrapped in tinsel.

The generous 15oz size means more coffee, more cocoa, more mulled wine, or whatever keeps you functioning as a person during the holidays. And the artwork prints crisp and clean on both sides, so no matter how you hold it, someone’s getting hit with your holiday nihilism.

Festive? Barely.
Functional? Absolutely.

🎄 Product Features

Large 15oz ceramic mug for maximum holiday coping
Retro-style skeleton Santa artwork
Glossy finish with vibrant, crisp printing
Double-sided design so the mood is visible from every angle
Dishwasher & microwave safe
Comfortable, easy-grip handle for “I need this” mornings

🎄 Care Instructions

Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Avoid abrasive scrubbers to maintain print longevity

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs

Clean lines, dark humor, and designs for people who look festive on the outside while quietly screaming on the inside. Whether you’re thriving or just surviving, we’ve got a mug for that.