
Fat Merman Designs
Clothing That Scales! Weird, snarky T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more from the sometimes wet, sometimes dry mind of the Fat Merman.
$24.99
For the agents of chaos who pack a little attitude with every errand. This bold, delightfully unhinged tote is made for the days when you’re running around town with questionable priorities and zero apologies. Loud, cheeky, and impossible to ignore, it declares your vibe before you even walk through the door: you came to stir the pot, shake the room, and carry way more nonsense than anyone asked for.
Spacious, sturdy, and ready for grocery runs, gym gear, work drama, or the emotional baggage you refuse to unpack, this bag laughs right along with you. If your life is a sitcom, this is the prop that finally gets its own spotlight. Bring it everywhere. Let the world adjust.
Bold, cheeky, and ready to stir the day—this oversized 18″x18″ tote brings full chaotic charm with its “DIS SOME BOWL 💩” design. Clean lines, loud attitude, and a visual pun that lands every single time. The medium-weight polyester keeps its shape while resisting everyday spills, scuffs, and shenanigans. Boxed corners add depth for groceries, gym gear, books, laptops, or whatever questionable life choices you need to haul around.
Stitched handles and reinforced seams make this tote durable enough for daily commutes, weekend markets, beach days, or emergency snack missions. It reads like a joke to those who get it—and a perfectly practical bag to everyone else. Multipurpose, mischievous, and impossible to ignore.
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Clothing That Scales!
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