
Fat Merman Designs
Clothing That Scales! Weird, snarky T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more from the sometimes wet, sometimes dry mind of the Fat Merman.
$27.99 – $29.99Price range: $27.99 through $29.99
This tee is for the women who handle life’s chaos with a grin, an eye roll, and a perfectly timed joke. The “DIS SOME BOWL 💩” slim fit shirt brings loud, unfiltered humor to a sleek, flattering silhouette that hugs just right. It’s bold, ridiculous, and absolutely perfect for anyone whose daily vibe is equal parts cute, confident, and chronically done.
Soft, comfy, and ready to witness every flavor of nonsense your day tries to serve, this tee pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, cozy layers, and a complete lack of patience for bullshit. Wear it to brunch, errands, work, or anywhere you need the world to know you’re juggling chaos like a pro.
Cute fit. Big energy. Maximum attitude.
🧜♀️ Fit Note: Women’s tees run snug — like mermaid armor.
For a comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
Please check the size chart in the description before ordering.
This tee is soft, breathable, and unapologetically sassy—the kind of shirt that hugs your shape, boosts your confidence, and whispers “oh we’re causing trouble today, aren’t we?” The slim-fit cut follows your curves without clinging, the longer body length keeps everything smooth, and the lightweight Airlume cotton feels silky against the skin whether you’re lounging, laughing, or stirring up a little well-timed chaos.
The “DIS SOME BOWL 💩” design brings bold, unbothered energy to your wardrobe: big attitude, clean lines, and a perfectly innocent bowl paired with a very enthusiastic poop emoji. It’s a visual pun, a mood, and a whole personality—ideal for those who wake up and choose nonsense with style.
Wear it layered, wear it fitted, wear it oversized—however you style it, this tee keeps its shape wash after wash and pairs beautifully with anyone who enjoys humor with a side of side-eye.
🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
We create clean artwork with bold, mischievous personality—made for people who love humor, confidence, and a little bit of everyday chaos. Thank you for supporting independent creators who believe life gets better when we don’t take ourselves too seriously.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 26.26 | 26.73 | 27.36 | 27.99 | 28.62 |
| Sleeve length, in | 5.04 | 5.28 | 5.51 | 5.75 | 5.98 |
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Fit |
Clothing That Scales!
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