Emotionally Unavailable – Unisex Heartfire Chaos Tee | Fat Merman Designs ❤️‍🔥

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❤️‍🔥 Emotionally Unavailable Unisex Tee

Oh honey… this shirt doesn’t just walk into the room—it warns people. Bold lettering, a flaming broken heart, and a message that is brutally honest, wildly accurate, and frankly a public service announcement. If you’re a walking red flag with Olympic-level bedroom skills, congratulations: this is your uniform now.

This tee sits on your body like, “I’m complicated, I’m gorgeous, and you’re still going to risk it.” Lightweight Airlume cotton keeps it soft and breathable whether you’re flirting irresponsibly, disappointing someone’s mother, or pretending you’re “just focusing on yourself right now.”

Wear it whenever you want to radiate delicious chaos—or when you need a shirt that manages expectations *before* you break someone’s heart in the most memorable way possible. 💋🔥

❤️‍🔥 Product Features

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, lightweight
• Striking “Emotionally Unavailable But Amazing In Bed” flaming heart artwork
• Flattering unisex fit that looks good on literally everyone
• Soft-touch DTF/DTG print with crisp, vibrant detail
• Tear-away label because scratchy tags are a crime
• Ethically produced (WRAP & FLA compliant)

❤️‍🔥 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
• Tumble dry low or hang dry—protect the chaos
• Use non-chlorine bleach if needed
• Iron on low/medium (avoid the design unless you like living dangerously)
• Do not dry clean (it’s a confession, not formalwear)

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
Fat Merman Designs is where sweet, salty, and unhinged all go skinny-dipping together. We make wearable mischief for bold souls, heart-breakers, late-night overthinkers, and anyone who loves a shirt with impeccable vibes. Clean art. Spicy truth. Zero apologies.
If you wanted subtle… baby, you wandered into the wrong tide pool.

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