
Fat Merman Designs
Clothing That Scales! Weird, snarky T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more from the sometimes wet, sometimes dry mind of the Fat Merman.
$27.99 – $29.99Price range: $27.99 through $29.99
Lola doesn’t negotiate. She doesn’t explain. She doesn’t settle.
This tee is a clear line in the sand—confident, calm, and completely unapologetic. Lola knows her worth, wears it comfortably, and moves on without looking back.
Soft, flattering, and designed to move with you, this women’s slim fit tee pairs quiet strength with everyday ease. It’s for moments when your standards speak for themselves and your energy stays protected.
Part of The Lola Collection, this design celebrates self-respect, boundaries, and the power of choosing better without raising your voice 😏
🧜♀️ Fit Note: Women’s tees run snug — like mermaid armor.
For a comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
Please check the size chart in the description before ordering.
I don’t settle.
Lola knows her worth, and she is not interested in lowering the bar.
This design is confident, joyful, and rooted in self-respect. It is for people who have learned their lessons, raised their standards, and stopped apologizing for wanting more.
Part of The Lola Collection, this tee celebrates strength, clarity, and choosing yourself without guilt. Lola is smiling, strong, and completely at ease. Not defensive. Not loud. Just certain 😏
The women’s slim fit cut is flattering and comfortable, making it easy to wear whether you are out with friends, handling your day, or quietly reminding yourself that you deserve better.
Fair warning: wearing this shirt may result in confidence, clarity, and people immediately understanding where your boundaries live.
Lola would absolutely approve 🙂
The Lola Collection is about confidence, joy, and telling the truth with a smile. Lola is Fat Merman’s best friend, his reality check, and the one who keeps things grounded when they start drifting off course.
These designs celebrate self-awareness, humor, and the kind of strength that does not need to shout. If you believe in standards, boundaries, and showing up fully as yourself, welcome to Lola’s world.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 26.26 | 26.73 | 27.36 | 27.99 | 28.62 |
| Sleeve length, in | 5.04 | 5.28 | 5.51 | 5.75 | 5.98 |
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Fit |
Clothing That Scales!
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