Jolly As Fuck – Unisex Santa Christmas Tee | Fat Merman Designs 🎅🔥🎄

Name: Jolly As Fuck – Unisex Santa Christmas Tee | Fat Merman Designs 🎅🔥🎄 - Fat Merman Designs
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$29.99 – $33.99Price range: $29.99 through $33.99

The most honest Christmas shirt you’ll wear all season.

This unisex tee blasts “JOLLY AS FUCK” in bold neon style, paired with a Santa who’s clearly thriving on holiday chaos. Soft, breathable Airlume cotton keeps it comfy while the glowing retro artwork delivers maximum festive attitude.

Perfect for bar crawls, office parties, family gatherings, and every moment you want to look merry while being just a little unhinged.

Bright. Bold. Joyfully inappropriate.

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🎅 Jolly As Fuck Unisex Tee

Soft, breathable, and absolutely unfiltered—this unisex tee features a bold neon-style “JOLLY AS FUCK” headline paired with an extremely cheerful Santa who looks like he just invented Christmas mischief. It’s bright, funny, and guaranteed to become your new seasonal chaos uniform.

From afar it looks like a festive retro holiday shirt. Up close? The message hits instantly. Lightweight Airlume cotton keeps it comfortable year-round, and the artwork prints crisp on both light and dark colors so your holiday attitude always pops.

Perfect for holiday bar crawls, ugly sweater parties (that you now absolutely win), family gatherings, gift shopping meltdowns, or any moment you want to broadcast your mood in glowing red and green.

🎄 Product Features

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, lightweight
Bold neon-style “Jolly As Fuck” design with classic Santa artwork
Flattering unisex fit for all body types
Soft-touch DTF/DTG print with crisp detail
Tear-away label for added comfort
Ethically produced (WRAP & FLA compliant)

🎄 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
Iron on low/medium if needed (avoid the design)
Do not dry clean

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
Clean artwork, bold humor, and unapologetic personality—designed for holiday troublemakers who bring the cheer and the chaos.