
Fat Merman Designs
Clothing That Scales! Weird, snarky T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more from the sometimes wet, sometimes dry mind of the Fat Merman.
$24.99
Lola knows the score—and she’s not surprised.
This tote carries calm awareness, sharp instincts, and the kind of confidence that comes from paying attention. Lola sees what’s happening, reads the room, and moves accordingly.
Spacious, sturdy, and built for real life, this large tote is ready for beach days, errands, books, groceries, and everything else you’re carrying—physically and metaphorically. It’s practical, grounded, and quietly in control.
Part of The Lola Collection, this design celebrates perception, boundaries, and the power of knowing exactly where you stand 😏
Lola sees everything.
Including what you packed, why you packed it, and how this day is probably going to go.
This large tote is part of The Lola Collection, made for people who like their humor smart, their confidence steady, and their bags actually useful. Lola is joyful, self-aware, and calmly observant. Trident ready. Smile knowing. Zero drama.
The design is playful without being loud and confident without trying too hard. It carries the message the same way Lola carries herself. Relaxed. Grounded. Fully aware 😏
Perfect for errands, beach days, books, groceries, rehearsal gear, or hauling around the emotional weight of everyone else’s nonsense.
Fair warning: carrying this tote may result in compliments, knowing looks, and people asking, “Okay… who is Lola?”
You can tell them. Or you can keep walking 🙂
The Lola Collection is about confidence, joy, and telling the truth with a smile. Lola is Fat Merman’s best friend, his reality check, and the one who keeps things grounded when they start drifting off course.
These designs celebrate self-awareness, humor, and the kind of strength that does not need to shout. If you like gear that feels good, looks good, and quietly knows exactly what is going on, welcome to Lola’s world.
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Clothing That Scales!
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