Merry Whatever – Unisex Gingerbread Chaos Christmas Tee | Fat Merman Designs 🍪🔥🎄

Name: Merry Whatever – Unisex Gingerbread Chaos Christmas Tee | Fat Merman Designs 🍪🔥🎄 - Fat Merman Designs
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$29.99 – $33.99Price range: $29.99 through $33.99

For everyone coasting through the holidays on caffeine, sarcasm, and minimal enthusiasm—this tee captures the vibe perfectly.

Featuring a fabulously manicured hand snapping a panicked gingerbread man beneath glowing Christmas lights, this unisex tee blends retro holiday style with deliciously chaotic energy. Soft, breathable cotton keeps it comfy all season long, while the bold artwork makes your “Merry… Whatever” attitude unmistakable from across the room.

Perfect for parties, shopping chaos, family gatherings, office potlucks, or any day you’re showing up cute but only because society requires it.

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🍪 Merry Whatever Unisex Tee

Soft, breathable, and delightfully over it—this unisex tee features a fabulously manicured hand snapping a traumatized gingerbread man in half beneath glowing Christmas lights. It’s festive, sarcastic, and the perfect wearable mood for anyone coasting through the holidays on caffeine and passive aggression.

From afar it looks like a cheerful vintage Christmas print. Up close? It’s pure “I’m here because I have to be” energy. Lightweight Airlume cotton keeps it comfortable all year long, and the design prints crisp and bright on both light and dark colors so your holiday honesty always shines through.

Perfect for holiday parties, chaotic shopping days, office potlucks, gift exchanges, family visits, or any moment you want to announce that your holiday spirit is… conditional.

🎄 Product Features

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, lightweight
“Merry Whatever” gingerbread chaos artwork
Flattering unisex fit for all body types
Soft-touch DTF/DTG print with crisp detail
Tear-away label for added comfort
Ethically produced (WRAP & FLA compliant)

🎄 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
Iron on low/medium if needed (avoid the design)
Do not dry clean

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
Clean artwork, mischievous humor, and unapologetic personality—made for holiday rebels who show up cute, clever, and just a little bit unbothered.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50