😏 Mustache Ride – 15oz Mug | Fat Merman Designs 🚲👨🏻☕

Name: 😏 Mustache Ride – 15oz Mug | Fat Merman Designs 🚲👨🏻☕ - Fat Merman Designs
Price: 19.95 USD
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$19.95

Start your morning with a mug that has absolutely no business being this funny. The “Mustache Ride” mug brings bold vintage charm and unapologetic mischief together in one perfectly inappropriate package. Clean lines, classic mustache art, and a wink-wink phrase that guarantees double-takes—this one’s built for people who enjoy their coffee with a side of chaos.

Sturdy, glossy, and big enough for a real cup of caffeine (none of that tiny tea-party nonsense), it’s the ideal daily companion for home, office, or anywhere you feel like causing gentle emotional distress. Someone will read it. Someone will blush. Someone will pretend they didn’t laugh.

Simple. Spicy. Iconic. Just like every good mustache should be.

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😏☕ Mustache Ride Mug

Start your day with caffeine, comfort, and the world’s most innocent-looking dirty joke. This 15oz ceramic mug features a bold vintage-style illustration: a perfectly groomed handlebar mustache cleverly drawn to double as a pair of retro bicycle handlebars. Above it, playful curved lettering announces “MUSTACHE RIDE” in thick, distressed type.

To the casual eye, it’s a quirky barbershop-meets-bike-shop design—fun, stylish, harmless. To anyone familiar with the phrase… well, that little smirk you make while sipping says everything. The beauty is that the art itself is completely innocent. You’re not admitting anything. You’re not saying anything. It’s just a mustache shaped like handlebars. Allegedly.

Perfect for baristas, barbers, cyclists, mustache aficionados, and anyone who loves a joke subtle enough to pass HR (probably).

☕ Product Details

15oz capacity — ideal for people who need more than one sip to wake up
Premium ceramic with crisp, full-color printing
Double-sided design (Mustache Ride artwork + Fat Merman logo)
Dishwasher & microwave safe
Perfect for home, work, barber shops, bike shops, or questionable Zoom meetings

🎁 Perfect Gift For

Cyclists and bike lovers
Mustache enthusiasts and barbershop fans
People with a great sense of humor
Anyone who loves a joke with plausible deniability
Birthdays, holidays, white elephant exchanges, or “I saw this and laughed” moments

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
We create expressive, clever artwork for humans who love humor with a wink. Thank you for supporting small creators who believe subtle innuendo is an art form worth celebrating.