Description
π² Natural 20s Unisex Tee
Oh honeyβ¦ this shirt doesnβt just walk into the roomβit rolls in with advantage. Big, bold typography, two gorgeous red d20s showing perfect 20s, and a wink that every tabletop gremlin, dice goblin, and chaotic-good cutie will immediately understand. If youβve ever landed a crit hit in real lifeβor wished you couldβthis is your new uniform.
This tee sits on your body like, βIβm lucky, Iβm hot, and statistically speakingβ¦ you are not prepared.β Lightweight Airlume cotton keeps it soft and breathable, whether youβre at game night, loot shopping, convention crawling, or seducing the DM with snacks and charm.
Wear it whenever you want to radiate confident nerd energyβor when you need a shirt that announces you rolled a Natural 20 the day you were born. π
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π² Product Features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/ydΒ²) β soft, breathable, lightweight
- Bold βNatural 20sβ artwork featuring dual red d20s
- Flattering unisex fit that looks good on literally everyone
- Soft-touch DTF/DTG print with crisp, vibrant detail
- Tear-away label because scratchy tags are a crime
- Ethically produced (WRAP & FLA compliant)
π² Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (30Β°C / 90Β°F max)
- Tumble dry low or hang dryβkeep it legendary
- Use non-chlorine bleach if needed
- Iron on low/medium (avoid the design unless youβre rolling for chaos)
- Do not dry clean (itβs a t-shirt, not a quest reward)
πͺΈ About Fat Merman Designs
Fat Merman Designs is where sweet, salty, and unhinged all go skinny-dipping together. We make wearable mischief for nerds, rebels, dice goblins, and anyone who knows charisma is a lifestyle choice. Clean art. Critical hits. Zero apologies.
If you came here looking for subtle⦠baby, you rolled the wrong stat block.
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