Pissamist – Perspective Women’s Tee | Fat Merman Designs 😏💛
$27.99 – $29.99Price range: $27.99 through $29.99
A soft, flattering women’s tee with snark baked right in. The Pissamist design flips optimism on its head, serving up bold yellow typography and a cheeky dose of attitude. Lightweight, comfortable, and perfect for anyone who prefers a little realism—seasoned with sarcasm—in their wardrobe.
🧜♀️ Fit Note: Women’s tees run snug — like mermaid armor.
For a comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
Please check the size chart in the description before ordering.
Description
Description
😏 Pissamist Women’s Tee
Smart humor with a mildly chaotic twist—this fitted women’s tee brings the iconic Optimist / Pessimist / Pissamist graphic to a softer, more contoured silhouette. Clean lines, bold contrast, and just enough irreverence to make strangers snort-laugh before they can stop themselves.
Made from lightweight, smooth Airlume cotton, it feels great, drapes well, and holds its shape wash after wash. Perfect for anyone who appreciates clever jokes, bold statements, or a little golden mischief in their wardrobe.
Whether you’re out with friends, grabbing coffee, or simply enjoying your superior sense of humor, this tee keeps the vibe effortless and fun.
😏 Product Features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and lightweight
- Fitted women’s cut for a flattering silhouette
- Bold “Perspective” graphic with clean, vibrant detail
- High-quality DTF/DTG print
- Tear-away label for comfort
- Ethically produced (WRAP & FLA compliant)
😏 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
- Tumble dry low
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Iron on low/medium if needed
- Do not dry clean
🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
We create bold, clever, ocean-loving apparel for people who enjoy humor with personality—and aren’t afraid of a little edge.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 26.26 | 26.73 | 27.36 | 27.99 | 28.62 |
| Sleeve length, in | 5.04 | 5.28 | 5.51 | 5.75 | 5.98 |
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