This One Time… At Bard Camp – Large Tote Bag 🎶😏
$24.99
Some stories start with a lute… and end with a legend.
This tote is for tabletop players who know exactly how much chaos a charismatic bard can cause in one weekend. It’s playful, nerdy, and perfectly tuned to D&D humor without crossing into try-hard territory.
The joke lands fast for RPG fans and convention veterans — a knowing smile, a quiet laugh, and instant party recognition. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at a bard’s backstory and then watched them derail the campaign anyway, this bag is for you.
Durable, roomy, and ready to haul rulebooks, dice, snacks, or questionable life choices made at the gaming table.
Fair warning: this tote attracts fellow gamers like a failed wisdom save.
Description
Description
This one time… at Bard Camp.
You know the sentence. You know the pause. You also know better than to finish it.
This tote carries the same quiet confidence as the shirt. It says just enough, then lets the silence do the rest. Some people will laugh immediately. Others will spend the next five minutes wondering what they missed.
Perfect for musicians, storytellers, and anyone who likes their humor understated and their bags useful. The design looks serious. The implication is not. The banjo is there to keep things honest.
Use it for groceries, books, rehearsal gear, beach days, or hauling around whatever props your life requires. It works especially well in situations where someone points at your bag and says, “Okay… what happened?” 😏
Product Features
- Large 18″ x 18″ tote with plenty of room for daily use
- Sturdy fabric designed to handle heavier loads
- Comfortable shoulder straps for easy carrying
- Clean, durable print that holds up over time
Care Instructions
- Spot clean or hand wash as needed
- Lay flat to dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on the print
Fair warning: carrying this bag may result in knowing looks, unexpected laughs, and people asking you to finish the story.
You are free to smile and keep walking 🙂
About Fat Merman Designs
Fat Merman Designs creates apparel and everyday gear for people who enjoy clever nonsense, half-told stories, and using the joke without spelling it out. Every design is meant to spark a reaction, whether that is a laugh, a pause, or a conversation you did not plan on having.
If you like items that are useful, comfortable, and quietly entertaining, you are in the right place. Check back often. New ideas surface regularly.
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