Unsolicited Dick Pick – Funny Retro Unisex Tee | Fat Merman Designs 🎸😈✨

Name: Unsolicited Dick Pick – Funny Retro Unisex Tee | Fat Merman Designs 🎸😈✨ - Fat Merman Designs
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$29.99 – $32.99Price range: $29.99 through $32.99

Soft, bold, and proudly inappropriate— this “Unsolicited Dick Pick” Retro Unisex Tee brings musician humor and chaotic charm to your wardrobe with a clean vintage guitar graphic and a perfectly deniable double meaning. Lightweight Airlume cotton keeps things comfy while the joke does all the heavy lifting.

Wear it to gigs, game nights, brunch, or anywhere you want to inspire a mix of laughter, side-eye, and “oh my god, I just got it.” It’s the kind of shirt that walks into the room before you do—loud, confident, and ready to strum trouble.

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🎸 Unsolicited Dick Pick Tee

This lightweight jersey tee delivers soft, easy comfort with a bold hit of cheeky musician humor. Smooth, breathable Airlume cotton keeps things effortless while the graphic swings full retro: the word “UNSOLICITED” in tall block letters perched above a bright red guitar pick with the word “dick” scripted inside—aka the only kind of unsolicited dick pick anyone actually wants.

It layers clean under a flannel or hoodie, holds its shape through countless gigs, practices, and questionable late-night decisions, and brings just enough attitude to earn double-takes everywhere you go. Equal parts clever wordplay and vintage charm, it’s the perfect tee for guitar nerds, pun lovers, and anyone who loves harmlessly unhinged humor.

🎸 Product Features

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, lightweight
Retro “UNSOLICITED DICK PICK” graphic with bold color and clean lines
Ribbed collar + reinforced shoulder tape for long-term structure
Side seams for a clean, flattering unisex fit
High-res DTF/DTG print for crisp, vibrant detail
Tear-away neck label for comfort
REACH certified, FLA & WRAP compliant manufacturing

🎸 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam/dry on medium heat
Do not dry clean

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
We create expressive, offbeat artwork with personality, attitude, and a wicked sense of humor. Thanks for supporting small creators who believe great tees should spark joy, laughter, and the occasional well-timed double-take.