Unsolicited Dick Pick – Retro 15oz Mug | Fat Merman Designs 🎸😈☕

Name: Unsolicited Dick Pick – Retro 15oz Mug | Fat Merman Designs 🎸😈☕ - Fat Merman Designs
Price: 19.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$19.95

Start your morning with a joke that absolutely no one asked for— and that’s exactly why it’s perfect. The “Unsolicited Dick Pick” Retro Mug delivers a bold guitar graphic and a gloriously chaotic pun that hits harder than your first sip of caffeine. It’s cheeky, deniable, and guaranteed to get a reaction (good, confused, or deeply concerned).

This 15oz beast is built for rebels, musicians, pun addicts, and anyone who loves a little mischief in their mug collection. Pour. Sip. Strum. Cause problems. Repeat.

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🎸☕ Unsolicited Dick Pick Mug

Start your day with caffeine, comfort, and a perfectly played guitar pun. This 15oz ceramic mug brings bold retro humor to your morning routine with a clean, cheeky graphic: “UNSOLICITED” in crisp block letters above a bright red guitar pick featuring the word “dick” in smooth cursive—aka the only unsolicited dick pick anyone actually appreciates.

One side features the full vintage-style artwork; the other side carries the clean, bold Fat Merman logo to balance the design. Together, they turn any cup of coffee, tea, or late-night creative fuel into a guaranteed conversation starter.

Perfect for musicians, pun lovers, guitar nerds, and anyone who enjoys humor that lands with a wink.

Clever wordplay with a wholesome guitar twist
Vintage-inspired illustration and bold color contrast
A generously sized mug for people who require real caffeine
A laugh waiting to happen at home, the studio, or the office

☕ Product Details

15oz capacity — fewer refills, more rock-and-roll energy
Premium ceramic with crisp, vibrant printing
Double-sided design (Dick Pick artwork + Fat Merman logo)
Dishwasher & microwave safe
Perfect for home, studio sessions, rehearsals, or work spaces in need of chaos

🎁 Perfect Gift For

Musicians, guitarists, and pun enthusiasts
Fans of clever, cheeky humor
Birthdays, holidays, white-elephant battles, or spontaneous mischief
Anyone who appreciates a good joke brewed strong

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
We create expressive, humor-forward artwork for humans who love a little edge with their everyday essentials. Thank you for supporting small creators who believe coffee tastes better when your mug makes people laugh.