Unsolicited Dick Pick – Retro Women’s Tee | Fat Merman Designs 🎸😈💛

Name: Unsolicited Dick Pick – Retro Women’s Tee | Fat Merman Designs 🎸😈💛 - Fat Merman Designs
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$27.99 – $29.99Price range: $27.99 through $29.99

Soft, bold, and mischievous enough to cause problems in any room— this “Unsolicited Dick Pick” Retro Women’s Tee brings musician humor and cheeky chaos together in one perfect little troublemaker. The vintage guitar graphic hits with instant personality while the slim, flattering fit keeps things cute, comfy, and confidently spicy.

Whether you’re rocking out, cracking jokes, or simply sipping coffee with violent levels of attitude, this tee makes sure your sense of humor walks in five seconds before you do.

🧜‍♀️ Fit Note: Women’s tees run snug — like mermaid armor.
For a comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
Please check the size chart in the description before ordering.

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🎸 Unsolicited Dick Pick Women’s Tee

This tee is soft, breathable, and delightfully bold—the kind of shirt that makes you rethink what counts as “appropriate” in the best possible way. The slim-fit cut follows your shape without clinging, the longer body length keeps everything smooth, and that Airlume cotton? Silky, lightweight, and perfect for living your best musically chaotic lifestyle.

Whether you’re headed to a show, running errands, or just feeling a little spicy, this retro-styled graphic does the winking for you. It layers effortlessly under jackets, holds its shape through countless washes, and delivers just enough attitude to let everyone know you appreciate guitar humor served with zero apologies.

Simple, vintage-inspired, and unapologetically cheeky—ideal for anyone whose sense of humor hits harder than their downstroke.

🎸 Product Features

100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (solids); heather blends include polyester
Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric — soft, breathable, and perfect for layering
Slim fit with longer body length for a flattering, easy silhouette
Ribbed knit collar and hidden shoulder tape for lasting structure
Side seams for durability and clean lines
Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Runs small — size up for a relaxed fit

🎸 Care Instructions

Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
Use non-chlorine bleach if needed
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam/dry on medium heat
Do not dry clean

🪸 About Fat Merman Designs
We create bold, playful artwork for people who love their humor served with attitude. Thank you for supporting small creators who believe life gets better every time someone wears a joke worth a double-take.