You Can’t Handle the Tooth Women’s Tee | Dive With Frank 🦈🤿

Name: You Can’t Handle the Tooth Women’s Tee | Dive With Frank 🦈🤿 - Fat Merman Designs
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$27.99 – $29.99Price range: $27.99 through $29.99

You can’t handle the tooth.

Not bravado. Not a warning. Just the quiet confidence that comes from knowing when the ocean is reminding you who’s in charge.

This tee is for women who understand situational awareness beats ego every time. Divers will read it instantly. Everyone else will sense there’s a story here — and decide whether they really want to ask.

Calm. Capable. Unbothered. Worn best by those who respect the rules they didn’t write.

🧜‍♀️ Fit Note: Women’s tees run snug — like mermaid armor.
For a comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
Please check the size chart in the description before ordering.

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You can’t handle the tooth.

This is not bravado. It is situational awareness.

This tee is for women who understand that some moments underwater are not about conquering fear, but respecting reality. Experience teaches you when to stay calm, when to stay still, and when not to test limits that were never yours.

It reads as confidence without noise. Divers will recognize the signal immediately. Everyone else will sense that there is a story behind it and decide whether they actually want to hear it.

The women’s fit is comfortable and flattering, built for dive days, travel days, post-dive meals, and everyday life between adventures. Calm. Capable. Unbothered.

Wear it when you want to quietly acknowledge that the ocean sets the rules.

🧵 Product Features

Women’s slim fit with a flattering, comfortable cut
Soft fabric designed for all-day wear
Classic crew neck style
Durable print made to hold up through regular washing

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on the print
Do not bleach

Fair warning: This shirt may prompt shark stories, raised eyebrows, and at least one person saying, “Okay… tell me what happened.”

You are not required to elaborate.

🌊 About Dive With Frank

Dive With Frank is about curiosity, confidence, and doing the dive right. It is for people who love the ocean, respect the craft, and believe great dive buddies make great dives. From education and exploration to gear, stories, and designs like this one, Dive With Frank is built for divers who show up prepared, stay calm underwater, and surface smiling.

Explore more at DiveWithFrank.com.